Welcome to Gonzales Watch - Blawging the Ex-Attorney General

Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales needs to pound the pavement a little more: he still doesn’t have a job.

“He has, through friends, put out inquiries,” the New York Times reports, but “has not found any takers. What makes Mr. Gonzales’s case extraordinary is that former attorneys general, the government’s chief lawyer, are typically highly sought.”

So what kind of professional help has he enlisted in his job search? Try saying “Bork, bork, bork!” as fast as you can, and you’ll have the answer.

Gonzales retained Capitol Hill spinmaster Robert H. Bork Jr. to deal with inquiries for the . “He is considering his opportunities in law and business,” Bork told the Wall Street Journal.